My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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