Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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