Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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