we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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