He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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