C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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