The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
please don't ironically join a cult
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