windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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