I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
sarcasm needs its own font
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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