Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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