You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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