Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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