so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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