This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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