My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just pee around me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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