We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Fuck appropriateness.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
