Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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