in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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