ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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