I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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