is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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