Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
we should paint friendship bongs
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