Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I need you to use more vowels.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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