yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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