Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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