just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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