We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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