the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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