so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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