That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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