i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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