To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
