I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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