I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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