How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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