4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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