Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
