I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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