i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Oh Jesus.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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