This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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