haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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