Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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