He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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