you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
