Will you blow on my dice?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
