Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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