so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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