So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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