I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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