it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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