you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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