She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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