I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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