Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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