she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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