Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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