If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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